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From: narinder nagpal <ennagpal@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, May 13, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Subject: Serial project-Narinder Nagpal
To: sandhyariaz.cel@gmail.com
From: narinder nagpal <ennagpal@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, May 13, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Subject: Serial project-Narinder Nagpal
To: sandhyariaz.cel@gmail.com
SIR/.MADAM
As per the discussions/conversation held earlier,I am mailing this project for your kind consideration.
Namooney/Kartoons.com...
is the story of a family where all the members are used to making or creating fun for each other.They have an unique slogan-
Hum apne liye nahin ,logon ke liye sapne dekhte hain
kyonki Hamara sapna hai ki logo ke sapne saakaar hon
As every body has some unfilled dreams, they do have too,but to live happily their one line mahamantra is...
Na fikr na faaka...subah sham hansi-thahaaka
Late laala shri Vishnu Prasad Khanna took the promise from each family member to create the humour and make the others smiley at their best.Since he had seen so many scarcity in life ,thus lived like a hell.
Accordong to him,if u are able to make people laugh then worries will automatically run away from u. On the other hand,it enables u to counter your scarcities.
In nutshell, if there is no tension,then there is no depression,no stress,no frustation.And in such condition,Does a problem stay in a house ?Definetely, it would not and then never.
This serial also depicts some Khannas VS Khans funny-cum-eye opening situations to enhance our national integrity and brotherhood.
At last ,this is our honest attempt to imbibe the people to live with the laughter and to create and find the laughter which is somewhere hidden or burried in theirselves because of target based responsibilities.
CHARACTERS-SKETCH
PADMA KHANNA; [age35-40 yrs.] is a keen follower of legendary dancer Helen since her own name belongs to veteran dancer Padma Khanna.She is totally dedicated to her joint family but most of the time she cooks/makes very very special dishes not deliberately but accidentally.For example,In rose milk shake, she mixes red hair oil-thanda thanda cool cool.In bharvan teendays she puts amla instead of teendas.On Helen songs ,she leaves all in-hand jobs and starts dancing.
TITLI KHANNA;[age25-30yrs.] is a huge bharti like character.She does not know english yet runs an english speaking coaching centre,Most of the times,she uses eng. verbs in hindi sentences like 'main to sprint-queen PT Usha banna chaahti thi par papa ne sprintne hi na diya,boley, swimo to maine swimmna shuru kar diya.
KINKI KHANNA; [age 8-10yrs] ,son of Titli,very naughty, always appears in a bandage/plaster or with some other medical-aid.He is a genius but loves to be called 'Ullu no. 1 ji main Ullu no.1
SITARAMKHANNA;[age25-32yrs.] Titli's husband,loves to be called SRK as he is well inspired by his movie Baadshah.He had a dream to become a famous detective but right now running a factory where coffins and kathis are made for the deads.He has some lucrative schemes like 'buy 1 get three free' and convincing banks to grant some loan.
TOTARAMKHANNA;[age35-42yrs.] Padma's husband,loves to be called The Chillar King,since he is fond of 'khulla paisa'.He has a well established business in Banaras where his sea- divers[read as ganges divers] jumps into the ganga and collect the chillar,thrown by the devotees.
CHINTAMANIKHANNA;[age50-55yrs.], The saasu maa,loves to be called CM,and still loving lata shri Guru Dutt ji-the famous Pyaassa saab
KHYALIKHANNA[age15-20 yrs.],Delivered by CM at last,used to dream differently.Sometimes he dreams Raavan with Big B or sequel of sholay.Many times he forgets his basic body functions.For instance,sitting on a comode but forgets to deliver.Yet he considers himself as Mr.Perfectionist.
SATPALKHANNA[age60] ;The baap of all,considers himself as wrestler Satpal as he is deputed in a shamshaan as a chokidaar.The common thing between the two is the common wall between the Satpals akhaara and his shamshaan.He is used to give a wakeup call to all the deadbodies--Jaagte Raho
SOME FUNNY SEQUENCES
PK==jaa lasoodey, ketli ko chai de kar aa
Kinki=Tai-khabardaar jo mummy ko ketli bola to-say-tittttli--tittli khanna
pk==Are!titli to wo tab bhi na thi -jab taaji taaji is ghar mein dulhan ban kar aai thi-uske baad to tu damru paida ho gaya
-ab ek or aane waala hai- ab main teri mummy ko bolegi-Tunkee-tanky khanna
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TK==hoo say i does not know english-agar aisa happens to itni badi colony mein main english speaking-talking-coaching-teaching entercourse challati-o my bhagwaan Helen ne chai mein haldi daal di-aander baby hai -kahin sab dakaar gaya to-ab main kya karoon-rahoon seedhi ya ulti hoanu[song]
SRK=Titli hurry up sheershaasan karo-saari chai baahar aa jayegi
KINKI=Kahin bhai baahar aa gaya to-bahan bhi ho sakti hai -may be maybe -kuch bhi ho sakta hai
TK== sir sir[she calls to her boss]main aaj school teachne na aa paoongi-yahan mahabharat worldwar 3 ki pooripoori hopes hain hopes-you lookna-helen ko din mein starein na lookwa di to-mera bhi naam mrs. shrimati makhan fly khanna nahin ..
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Cm==ari o helen-kya laga diya mere pairon mein-dekh kitni chheentiyan chipki padi hain
pk==Daiya daiya daiya re-maine maan ke pairon mein gullab sharbat ki maalish kar di-ab teri khair nahin helen-dhichkyaun..dhichkyaun
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SRK==paaye lagoon bhabhi
pk===chupp dewar!khabardaar jo fir kabhi 'paaye lagoon' bola to-wo kya hai na sindhi-multani mein na paaye ko na pati kahte hain-arthaat piya -more piya..ab aa ja..mere piya... mosam ne li angdaai
srk==par haidrabaadi mein paaye ko na kharode kahte hain arthaat ankles-samjhi meri twinkle
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Khyali Dreams[ SHOLAY SEQUEL]
[Veeru jai ki jalti chitta dekh kar ro raha hai ki usse kisi ke karhaane ki aaawaj aati hai-wo uthkar aawaj ki disha mein jaata hai]
vr==Jai!jai tu jinda hai mere yaar-he bhagwaan main to tujhe lakdiyon mein rakhna hi bhool gaya-sorry yaar-chal uth ,main tujhe baahon mein uthaakar abhi chitta maen
jai=== tu jaa fasanti ko bacha-aajkal hangal line maar raha hai-chitta main khudh chad lega
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jai== radha ji aap har baar itni safed saariyan kahan se laati hain
rdha==wo na saariyon ka showroom khola tha babuji ne-I mean sippy saab ne-vidhwaon ke liye-par chala nahin--hnhn-pit gaya-bus wahi saariyan kaam aa rahi hain-gaon ki saari kwariyan yahi apna rahi hain
jai==or apun ko saala-dhai saal tak -ek hi uniform-saala underwear aisa huela jaise ubble aaloo ke chhilke dobaara ubaala main-haath lagao to sticker ki tarah utarta saala-baniyan dekho to jaisa geela newspaper pahna main-saara news print body pe chapela maloom-akha news bulletin body pe padtha main -malloom-hain! ye koi jindagi saala-aanderbaahar aaju baaju se baas maarta gandagi saala-m..
rdha==maloom maloom
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mosi==hai hai ye hangal tanki pe kaise chad gaya
gaonwale=humne chadaya mosi-haan kar do mosi-sannata tumse shaadi karna chaahta hai
hungle=kill kar loonga-jump le loonga -gaonwaalo goodbye ke baad susaat saalon-ye jo mosi hai na-ye hamse na fasanti-therefore main jawaanti-and when main jawanti budiya gowanti jail and chakki peesani peesanti and main tab tak na utranti jab tak mosi love marriage ke liye haan na bolanti
raamu=haan kar do mosi-londa tumhaara haath maang raha hai
mosi== hai hai kaise haan kar doon raamu verma-haan to maine thakur ko kar di
hungle=wo toonda-mosi tu us bina haath waale se shaadi karegi-fir uske baad wo kya karega or tu kya karegi
mosi== dil se mile ho dil-to haathon ka kya kaam-waise wo haath lagwaane dilli gaye hain-yahan aakar nai ki dukaan bhi kholenge
hungle==kill kar loo..
mosi===tu niche uttar khangad-tera saara sannata na utaara to...
fasanti=unk...mosi haan kar do -nahin to ek mossa or kam ho jayega
mosi===jyadi badbad na kari- toone kya mosse ke samose banaane hain jo ghutnon tak raal tapake rahi
NOTE==All words,contents, sentences,characters etc.are subject to change as per the guidelines and instructions of the concerned production house
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